Gorillas win.

This is an old story, but one worth adding to the collection because, although we have no pictures as proof, it was an epic idea.

Close to the end of Final's week at the College, we were feeling the need to kick off Christmas break with something that would cause spontaneous laughter. And there just happened to be a gorilla mask and a banana suit in our posession. What else could we do?

So around noon, when everyone was getting out of their finals for lunch, a gorilla was seen chasing a banana all over campus. They terrorized Laura Peckarico, the Chaplain, scared some people in the UG, and elsewhere. The chase ended with the surrender of the banana to Mr. Gorilla who dragged the banana back home for dinner. RIP Mr. Banana.

Thankfully, the security car did not pass these two on their escapades or they certainly would have gotten a useless lecture from the only rent-a-(fake)cop on campus who does not know them by name.

Mr. Banana died a very painful death, but at least his spirit can rest in the assurance that this tyranny will not last. There will be retribution...